tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-274840132011-04-21T22:23:52.742-07:00Welcome to the world premier of www.johndelsordoruinedmylife.comJohn J. Del Sordohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14837188330715647881noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27484013.post-1146842605521745882006-05-05T07:11:00.000-07:002006-05-05T08:46:47.920-07:00"CrackBaby Maker" West Philadelphia Crack dealer/Rapper takes shit to the next level......<br /><br />Meet Walter Rhodes A.K.A. "CrackBaby Maker"(pictured on the bottom-right with one of his "best" customers), the first emcee/crack dealer to truly take his shit to the next level... Rhodes actually brags about his commitment to create crack babys... "Im responsible for more crack babys than the eighties" Rhodes bragged at our first meeting in a West Philadelphia bodega....Walter claims that he has no inner conflict regarding the issue, later adding "A pregnant bitch, is the best kind of bitch, cuz when you get her smokin rock, you got an even better customer popping out in another 9 monthes."<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/1600/Square%20black%20man%20white%20baby.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/320/Square%20black%20man%20white%20baby.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /> When asked how a newly born crack baby can even get money to buy crack, Rhodes was ready with another one of his Oh-so-casual responces, "Babys make the best theives, cuz nobody suspect a cute lil baby, they don't know that these crack babies is viscouse!"<br />As far as his raps are concerned, "CrackBaby Maker" has got the mixtape circuit buzzing with such underground classics as "Rock-Baby", "Pacifier Pipe" and "One for the Kiddies". Look for "Maker's" new full length LP coming out Mid-Summer, properly titled "Crack-Baby Nation"<br /><br />Heres a sample of his lyrics.......<br /><br />" I sell crack to the kids...I earn my up-State bids,<br />looking for pregnent women, so I can handle my Biz.....<br /><br />I seek out pregnant crack hoes, to hustle my product,<br />cuz when the bitch has a crack baby, you know that baby's fuct,<br /><br />When he grows older, he'll be lookin for me up and down the block...<br />cus ever since he can remember, hes been craving that Crack Rock....<br /><br />-Rapper "Crack-Baby Maker" on his first full length LP "Crack-Baby Nation"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27484013-114684260552174588?l=johndelsordoruinedmylife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John J. Del Sordohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14837188330715647881noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27484013.post-1146755258933610702006-05-04T07:50:00.000-07:002006-05-04T11:29:01.726-07:00<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/1600/bjqueen.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/320/bjqueen.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Welcome Home BJ Queen.....<br /><br />Its been 7 Yrs since Jennifer Vasquez was first crowned official "Bj Queen" of Texas, and since then, Good Ol' Jenny has been one busy Bee. The Queen now has her own T-shirts, Sugar Cerial, and her newest product, her own Dairy Queen/ Bj Queen Sign that lights up route 533 in a Glowing display of oral profection.... Jennys Reputation speeks for itself. Just travel through the seedy parts of El Paso, and if you listen to the young hussies on the corners talking blowjobs and beer, Queen Jenny Vas is an aspiration, a dream..... "If the BJ Queen can do it, so can I...." Philadelphia needs an official "Bj Queen"....<br /><br />Pookie Mcfly ......<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/1600/jessica_alba_nice_dress_652005_mtv.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/320/jessica_alba_nice_dress_652005_mtv.0.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Why is it that See-Thru is hotter than just plain old Nakedness?? Take this timeless Jessica Alba photo taken at an awards show via 1987 (its an old photo...get it)....Iv seen this photo 455 times, yet everytime it pops up on a Google photo search (YES, IT JUST POPS UP) I find myself sneaking another 455...What is it with see-thru tops anyway??? I think in this dress Alba could do just about anything...She could literally take over the whole fucking world...and noone would notice anything but her perfectly hidden, yet in-your-fuckin-face, green tinted nipples...I hope Jessica doesnt read this (although I have heard Alba is a fan of this site)...She will realize the true power she poccesses.....If any Women are gonna take over the world they better be Hillary Clinton, or Marsha Stewart....Alba is way to hot to be president....besides...I'd rather have an A-sexual former first lady, or an ex-con banana nut bread maker as el Presidente anyday of the week..........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27484013-114675525893361070?l=johndelsordoruinedmylife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John J. Del Sordohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14837188330715647881noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27484013.post-1146678755354343272006-05-03T10:50:00.000-07:002006-05-05T09:04:17.946-07:00The World Premier Party.....<br /><br />My site is up.... And the World Premier Party kicked off the new website's launch at the exclusive White Lotus club in LA on Saturday April 29th....We actually got a drunken Shakira to perform that "hips" song live while some unknown spanish-speaking friend of the one of the bartenders filled in for Wyclef(a no show??) We had an Ashley Simpson Nipple slip that some lucky asshole actually got on camera, Sorry Ash (I looked for that motherfucker all night and couldn't find him) On a bad note, <a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/1600/felissa_rose_slaughter_party.0.jpg"><img style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5816/2896/320/felissa_rose_slaughter_party.0.jpg" border="0" /></a>We had 6 Od's, apparently Wilby's (the guy who plays Fez in that 70's show) drugdealer "Tommy the Toolbox" doesnt know how to cut cocaine "properly" and had lots of young, blonde, stripper-types dropping all over the place (pictured to the right)...you literly had to jump out of the way when you saw one falling towards you...It felt like the fuckin 80's....Other key moments of the night was when Ghostface sent 3 black strippers my way, when they saw me, they looked at each other, and then raced back to Ghost....He followed up by sending a few "apology" drinks my way, No hard Feelings Ghost!! Its not your fault that your strippers have "limits".... Overall..... a Good Premier, and if <a href="http://www.JohnDelSordoRuinedMyLife.com">www.JohnDelSordoRuinedMyLife.com</a> goes as good as the Premier Party, expect lots of Celebs, and lots of dead cokehead strippers!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27484013-114667875535434327?l=johndelsordoruinedmylife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>John J. Del Sordohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14837188330715647881noreply@blogger.com0